- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Burdened with glorious purpose.
(Source: a-similarstring)
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face.
(Source: t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e-t-h-i-n-g-s)
I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face.
(Source: t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e-t-h-i-n-g-s)
